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# The Theory of Relativity

$$aagh=(10 – zz+\gamma^{Db})/\Omega$$

Where:

$$aagh$$ = the relative level of chaos in your house

$$\gamma$$ = the number of children making noise

$$^{Db}$$ = the decibel level of the children

$$zz$$ = The number of hours of sleep you really got the night before

$$\Omega$$ = The number of 20 minute increments you have spent in prayer the day before (Mass counts as three).