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People Search For the Darndest Things

Every so often I go through our search engine records to see if there are things people are searching for that:

  • we should carry
  • we carry but aren't described well
  • are regularly misspelled and in need of search engine help
  • are really weird

Today I'm going to share some of the weird items with you.

  • cossack – We do carry cassocks but Russians are in short supply.
  • cilice – I assume that people are still stuck on the Dan Brown books. No, we don't sell these but if you aren't polite to our customer service staff, I do keep the albino monk on retainer.
  • motorcycle – We do carry St. Columbanus medals. He is the patron of motorcyclists in spite of living long before the combustion engine was invented. He did fight a bear once which at least gives him the toughness creds to protect your hog.
  • surplus – We do have some items on clearance but he was probably looking for a surplice.
  • puerto rico – Maybe try Mapquest?
  • how to wolf-proof your kids – I'm going to leave this to Saint Francis and try not to think too hard about the reasons for such a search.

One comment

  1. Please let me know when the The Parish Book of Chant is available. Thank you.

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